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W4IZ OPERATING RULES
FCC Part 97.205 (e) states "limiting the use of a repeater to
only certain user stations is permissible." There is no
rule which requires a repeater sponsor to let everyone use it. Those
who do not follow FCC rules and the rules set forth by the W4IZ Trustee will
be disqualified from using the system and may be subject to FCC enforcement
action.
(1) Each operator must provide station identification near
the beginning of a communication or series of communications. In addition, FCC rules require
station identification at least every ten minutes and at the end of a communication.
(2) No communications are permitted with persons not
holding a valid Amateur Radio license except for transmissions in compliance
with FCC rules on third party traffic and control operator supervision.
For an unlicensed person to key a transmitter on Amateur Radio bands, the
immediate presence of a properly-licensed operator is required.
This means that the control (licensed) operator is within a few feet.
FCC
Part 97.111(a)1 does not authorize communications
with unlicensed operators.
If an operator fails to identify with his or her Amateur Radio call, consider that person to
be unlicensed. After a request for
their call sign, do not communicate with or acknowledge any transmissions
made by unidentified/unlicensed operators. If you hear someone with a
questionable call, you can verify via
http://www.qrz.com
(3) Do not discuss any details about jammers or jamming on the air
at any time and do not acknowledge jammers in any manner.
Use procedures shown further down this page to assist in determining
the location of an unidentified/unlicensed operator. When input from
observers is sufficient to identify a source of illegal transmissions,
details will be filed with the Federal Communications Commission and other
agencies for enforcement action. Penalties for malicious transmissions
can total thousands of dollars in fines and legal costs plus several years in prison.
(4) Communications must be non-commercial. Prohibitions have been
relaxed by the FCC. One may order fast food or conduct some personal
business. But an operator is not allowed to benefit financially from using
Amateur Radio. One could not use ham radio to dispatch employees of a
profit-making business or to solicit customers. A non-routine call to one’s
employer to convey that the operator will be late for work is probably okay
but most other calls to an employer should be avoided. It is
permissible to disseminate information on personal gear for sale or trade on
nets and during conversations.
FCC RULES & COMMENTS ON PROHIBITED COMMUNICATIONS
SECTION 97.113(a)
(a) No amateur station shall transmit:
(1) Communications specifically
prohibited elsewhere in this Part;
(2) Communications for hire or
for material compensation, direct or indirect, paid or promised, except as
otherwise provided in these rules;
(3) Communications in which the
station licensee or control operator has a pecuniary interest, including
communications on behalf of an employer. Amateur operators may,
however, notify other amateur operators of the availability for sale or
trade of apparatus normally used in an amateur station, provided that such
activity is not conducted on a regular basis;
(4) Music using a phone
emission except as specifically provided elsewhere in this section;
communications intended to facilitate a criminal act, messages encoded for
the purpose of obscuring their meaning, except as otherwise provided
herein; obscene or indecent words or language; or false or deceptive
messages, signals or identification;
(5) Communications on a regular
basis, which could reasonably be furnished alternatively through other
radio services.
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OPERATING TIPS
To facilitate cross band operation, the W4IZ Repeater System has only
a very short delay (hang time) at the end of each transmission and no
“roger beep."
It is good procedure to pause between transmissions for a second
or two so that other stations may call.
Allow a second or two of lead time when you key your microphone
before speaking. This allows equipment to engage at remote receiver sites.
To join a conversation, simply announce your complete call or suffix
of your call during a break. You also may use the word “break” to join in.
ANNOUNCEMENTS
Voice announcements concerning NOFARS activities such as meetings,
testing sessions and group events are made around :15 after the hour with
shorter announcements interspersed at other times. A digital voice recorder
(DVR) is used for these announcements.
A DVR identification occurs at the top of the hour (except after
midnight during early morning hours). When necessary, “live” announcements
can be made immediately following the :00 hourly ID. Advisories can be announced by any user.
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REPEATER INTERFERENCE
REPORTS
W4IZ Repeater system users are requested to assist
in determining the source of interference. In addition to obvious malicious
jamming, interference may consist of
short bursts or repetitive keying.Follow these
steps when you note interference:
(1) Switch to the input frequency (146.100 MHz) and
note strength of the interfering signal. Even an HT is valuable for
this purpose. This is the most important thing to do first.
(2) If your station includes a rotatable beam, determine the direction
of maximum signal strength on 146.100 MHz.
(3) Send a report by e-mail to
n4uf@nofars.net noting direction of
signal peak and/or strength. Terms such as " no signal...weak signal....moderate signal....strong
signal.....full-scale signal" etc. can be used.
Also note any background sounds or unique characteristics. Reports also can be made by telephone to 904-765-3230.
(4) If the signal on 146.100 MHz is very strong,
disconnect your antenna and note if the signal is still heard. If so, the
source is within a few blocks.
(5) If time permits, go mobile on the I-295/SR9A
loop around town and note where signal peaks occur on the input frequency.
(6) If jamming consists of very short transmissions (under five seconds
or so), using a second radio to monitor the repeater input frequency
simultaneously may help you prepare a more accurate report. Remember that
reports of "no input signal heard" are very valuable in narrowing down the
location of the source.
(7) Do not communicate with a person believed to be unlicensed.
As reports from users in various parts of the
coverage area increase, the likelihood of locating the source also
increases.
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TEN QUESTIONS: THE W4IZ REPEATER SYSTEM
By Mike Davis, N4FOZ and Billy Williams, N4UF
1 .
HOW MANY TRANSMITTERS AND REMOTES DOES THE SYSTEM HAVE?
There is one transmitter on 146.700 MHz., and it is at
the Annex Building in downtown Jacksonville. The antenna is up approximately
300'. A tone-access remote receiver on the Dames Point Bridge is usually in
operation. Five other lower-altitude remote receiver sites can be activated
when conditions warrant. There is also a 444.4 MHz Repeater transmitter
downtown which linked to the 146.700 MHz system. The UHF repeater has no
remote receivers and coverage is generally limited to within the I-295/SR9A
loop. The two input frequencies to access the W4IZ repeater system are
146.100 and 449.400 MHz.
2. IS THERE A CTCSS ENCODE TONE FOR THE SYSTEM?
Yes. The 449.4 MHz input to the repeater requires a
127.3 Hertz CTCSS encode sub-audible tone. The 146.700 MHz input requires a
127.3 CTCSS encode for the Dames Point remote receiver, but the downtown
site receiver does not. If you have a problem reaching the system and are
not using a 127.3 Hertz CTCSS tone, try accessing it with the tone enabled.
3. WHAT FEATURES ARE AVAILABLE?
Two test features are available for use by members.
Punch 375 followed by the digits you wish to test on your touch tone pad.
For example. 3751234567890#*ABCD tests all tones. Also, you can punch 123*
to record a short audio test transmission. When 123* is used, the repeater
will say "start test now" and a test message of up to 7 seconds can be
recorded and then played back automatically.
4. ARE THERE ANY OTHER 146.700 REPEATER SYSTEMS THAT
CAN BE HEARD IN JAX?
Yes. There is one in Savannah, GA, and one in Orlando,
FL as well as others within 500 miles. If the band conditions are "open",
other repeaters can be heard. The best way to reduce their signal is to
increase your squelch setting.
5. IS THERE A REQUIREMENT TO IDENTIFY AT THE BEGINNING
OF A TRANSMISSION ON THE W4IZ REPEATER SYSTEM?
Yes. It is a rule of this repeater implemented by the
Trustee. It also makes good sense as there is a FCC Part 97 Rule that
prohibits the transmission of a signal to an unlicensed person. When a call
is received in a clear, readable manner, the opportunity for call
verification is available.
6. IS NOFARS MEMBERSHIP REQUIRED TO USE THE W4IZ
REPEATER?
Generally, all regular users are expected to be NOFARS
members. With our low dues rate, there is no excuse for any regular user not
to be a member. Exceptions to this policy are made for repeater use during
activations and nets by ARES and Skywarn. Short-term
visitors and out-of-state mobile operators passing through
are also excepted.
7. WHAT SHOULD I DO IF I COMMUNICATE WITH A NON-MEMBER
ON THE REPEATER?
Invite them to join. At only $5 per year, there is no
better bargain around. NOFARS members are listed via
http://nofars.net/roster.html and membership information for prospects
is available via
http://nofars.net/membership.html
8. CAN I ACKNOWLEDGE OR COMMUNICATE WITH UNLICENSED OR
UNIDENTIFIED OPERATORS?
Do not discuss any details about jammers or jamming on
the air at any time and do not acknowledge jammers in any manner. No
communications are permitted with persons not holding a valid Amateur Radio
license except for transmissions in compliance with FCC rules on third party
traffic and control operator supervision.
9. WHAT SHOULD I DO WHEN UNLICENSED OPERATORS OR
JAMMERS APPEAR?
Use procedures listed above to assist in determining
the location of the unidentified/unlicensed operator. When input from
observers is sufficient to identify a source of illegal transmissions,
details will be filed with the Federal Communications Commission and other
agencies for enforcement action.
10. CAN LICENSED HAMS BE BANNED FROM A REPEATER?
Yes, Closed repeaters have been recognized and legal
for many years. FCC Part 97.205 (e) states "limiting the use of a
repeater to only certain user stations is permissible." There is no
rule which requires a repeater sponsor to let everyone use it. Those who do
not follow FCC rules and the rules set forth by the W4IZ Trustee will be
disqualified from using the system and may be subject to FCC enforcement
action.
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THE NATURE OF REPEATERS
By Mike Davis, N4FOZ
The New Ham Advisor has received questions over the past years about
repeater systems, how they function, and what makes them different in how
they are used.
How a Repeater System works:
A repeater site receives and transmits using two frequencies (duplex). The
signal comes into the repeater receiver on one frequency and is
re-transmitted out on another frequency. If the incoming and outgoing
signals were on the same frequency, the signals would clash. In most areas,
including this one, a two-meter repeater output frequency is paired with an
input frequency that is offset by -600 Khz. In our area, repeaters on
frequencies of 147.000 Mhz and below use a negative offset. For two-meter
repeater systems using frequencies above 147.000 MHz, the repeater’s input
frequency is shifted up 600 Khz (+600 Khz or +.6 Mhz) above the output
frequency.
By comparison, simplex (non-repeater)
communication is accomplished by transmitting and receiving signals on a
single frequency.
From that basic point, many things can
be added to a repeater system. Not all systems have these enhancements, but
for educational purposes they will be discussed.
Although there is only one main repeater transmit site, there can be many
remote receive sites. Normally, receive sites are dispersed around a large
city or area to help more stations access the repeater. To avoid multiple
receivers competing with each other and making a multi-path mess, this type
of repeater uses a “voter” module which detects the strongest signal input
from the multiple receivers and "votes" it through the repeater. All other
weaker remote receivers are ignored (voted out).
A repeater also may have “links.” These could include, as in the case of the
W4IZ Repeater System in Jacksonville, a permanent link to the 444.4 Mhz W4IZ
UHF Repeater. On this UHF band and frequency, the standard repeater shift or
offset is +5.00 Mhz. In some systems, temporary or permanent links may be
engaged to connect with outlying repeaters. This may occur, for example,
when wide area coverage is needed. As one could imagine--maintaining,
calibrating, and engaging links can be tricky, and problems can occur due to
band conditions and interaction with other repeater systems.
A word about “PL or CTCSS tones:” Many have asked why a repeater would
require an encode tone to access it. The answer is that there are many
repeaters using the same frequency pairs. Usually frequency coordination
groups require repeaters using the same pair to be separated by at least 75
miles or so. But, enhanced propagation conditions can cause even distant
repeaters on the same frequency pair to interfere with each other. This
causes “bleed over,” when a user brings up more than one repeater. To
minimize this interference, repeater systems may support a sub-audible tone
capability that is built into most user transceivers.
In the commercial world, Private Line
(PL) tones, a Motorola trademark, made it possible for many user agencies to
share a single repeater. A more generic name for this is Continuous Tone
Coded Squelch System (CTCSS). The CTCSS/PL circuit in a user’s rig generates
a tone that opens the desired repeater receiver as the transmission occurs.
Repeaters using the same frequency pairs have different CTCSS tone frequency
requirements which follow a pre-established system where tones are clumped
in groups that are used in regions around Florida and the country. In
Northeast Florida, most repeaters use a 127.3 Hertz CTCSS tone. In other
areas, a different tone frequency is recommended by repeater frequency
coordinators.
Next, let's discuss your signal:
Operators frequently confuse their signal into and out of a repeater. Again,
a repeater is a duplex system and not simplex. As an example, if your signal
is strong into the repeater receiver, the quality and strength of the sound
you hear out of the repeater transmitter is merely based on the strength
that the listener hears from that repeater transmitter. Thusly, if a poor
signal is sent into a receiver of the repeater, the transmitted signal by
the repeater may sound poor no matter how much power the repeater
transmitter is delivering. This is a concept that is commonly misunderstood,
with many operators faulting the repeater before thinking of other factors
like signal-to-noise ratio of the received signal at the repeater.
Enough of the technical aspect for now. It is time to discuss operational
standards and how Hams can help keep a repeater system healthy:
In almost every incidence, large, complex systems are expensive to build and
maintain. These systems often are on public buildings or commercial towers.
Respectful interaction and cooperation is essential in maintaining a working
agreement and good community standard with all parties involved.
Using a repeater system has some differences with using simplex in the
rules. FCC Part 97, which governs all of Ham Radio, makes it clear that the
trustee, who is in charge of the repeater, has total control, and
responsibility for the system. The repeater system trustee has the right,
under Federal Law, Part 97, to deny access to anyone they choose at any
time, and to silence the system in the case of mis-use or conduct not in the
standards of the repeater. Most systems today require that an operator
identify clearly, with their callsign, at the beginning of their
conversation, every ten minutes, and at the end.
Many systems have "Control Operators", who assist the Trustee with the
operation and monitoring of the Repeater.
In this area of the country, we are very lucky that our repeaters are
“open.” Many systems in the United States, especially on the Northeast and
West Coast, are “closed” and only certain operators or paid subscribers are
allowed to use the them.
In earlier times, many systems had an “autopatch,” which is a connection to
a local phone line. With the popularity of cell phones, use of the autopatch
is becoming a thing of the past. You can check your local repeaters for
autopatch capability. Most systems require membership into their
organization to use it.
With all being said, it is easily understood why financial support,
volunteers for maintenance, and good operating practices by users are all
vitally important for a good repeater to survive.
Some good operational tidbits that apply to all repeaters:
“Quick keying,” also known as “timed keying,” hurts operation. It prevents
other operators from participating, and it can impede linking systems by not
allowing them to properly engage or reset.
Remember the practices of professional dispatchers and radio operators
everywhere: Give your call and information slow enough to be understood and
copyable by all listening. Since FCC rules prohibit communications with
unlicensed operators, checking a suspicious operator's callsign on the
Internet or in call books is always good practice.
The truth is, a repeater's trustee holds the license for the system.
Possibly the trustee’s own license is on the line if the rules and proper
conduct is not enforced, so one can understand why these points are
stressed.
There has been an effort to curtail interpretive language on radio systems.
In fact, coded or encrypted transmissions are prohibited by law. The use of
alternative language phrases and 10 codes such as, “Home 20,” “Mojo at the
Hojo,” etc, are not appropriate on a repeater system. Operators who use
those terms will find few people will respond to them. There are certain
quick references, that have been used in CW (Morse Code) operation for
years, that some still use on voice as they were in CW many years ago. Even
those are fading in deference to straight forward verbiage.
Radio nets (networks) that are conducted on a repeater system should have
permission from the trustee in advance. Music, singing, business
solicitation, swearing, operating while obviously inebriated, mocking or
berating officials and community leaders, are to be avoided.
For any specific rules, please refer to the FCC Part 97, or the local
repeater information. For the W4IZ Repeater, please visit www.nofars.org for
several items of interest including W4IZ repeater rules and protocols.
All this information is intended to produce better, well informed Ham Radio
Operators.
Let's keep our standards high!
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VHF PUBLIC
SERVICE EVENT OPERATING TIPS
By Steve Welsh, AD4E
1.
Listen, listen, & listen some more. Certainly, we all get pumped-up
during an event. The adrenaline
is there. How else could we pull those long shifts?! However, it's so
important to listen for stations that may need to provide critical
information or break-in with an emergency. So,
pause briefly between transmissions and
allow sufficient time for another station to break-in
if they need to. It's also important to keep the "pace" of communications
at a consistent (non-hyper) rate.
2.
Confirm that your radio is working properly. The goal here is to have
our radio equipment in perfect working order-especially transmit audio.
Clear audio will significantly improve communications efficiency.
Periodically, ask for a report on how your radio sounds. Often times,
speaking more quietly will enhance intelligibility; or, possibly a simple
adjustment to increase microphone sensitivity (transmit deviation) will
provide a real improvement too.
3. Wait
briefly for repeater system electronics, hand-held battery save circuits,
& scanning units to engage before speaking. Upon initial repeater
transmission, approximately 100 to 200 milliseconds (one-quarter second)
is required. This is especially applicable to systems that are "linked" or
using remote receivers. No one will steal your microphone!
4. Don't
acknowledge open microphones or malicious interference. More often
than not, acknowledging these poor operators (LIDS) only exacerbates the
problem-attention is what they want!
5. No
need for "over" & "go-ahead". In most cases, it's clearly evident when
a station stops transmitting.
6. A
single call to a station should be adequate. For example, "WA4XYZ this
is N4ABC" or "WA4XYZ, N4ABC" is
preferred over "WA4XYZ, WA4XYZ, this is N4ABC". If they don't respond to
the first call within a short time, a second call may then be warranted.
7. No
need for "WA4XYZ clear"
The
underlying theme to all this is to keep the frequency open & be
efficient with your communications. Speak clear & at a reasonable
rate. Unless you have important information, (e.g., a weather report) to
pass along or are being called, there is no reason to be transmitting.
Also, less chit-chat means less listener fatigue. Although our hobby is
called "amateur", we can be "professional" in our operating technique.
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SOME HAM RADIO HUMOR
A LID FOR THE MILLENIUM
By the Oh Oh
A “Lid” is defined as a poor Ham
Operator. Over the years, various tongue in cheek articles have been
written with two purposes in mind; to bring out some of the habits we all
hear on the radio and to stimulate thought for the improvement of
operational standards.
This list will be kept up and we hope
that all of you can add your favorite additions to the list in the future.
These comments are not intended for any one Ham nor Group. It seems to
happen everywhere!
You might be a LID if:
Your Icom 706 power deviators can’t seem
to control the mic gain no matter which band they are working.
You say a record number of “There” or
“You know” in one minute, then spend the next minute trying to beat your new
record.
Instead of waiting to join in a QSO with
‘on topic’ comments, you just jump in with what you want to say and
disregard the group.
Break into a QSO, call your pet friends
and then leave everyone else out.
Quick key so no one can join, acting
like it is a telephone, by timing the repeater drop.
Doubling seems to be the rule.
Roundtables are out..3 people can find a way to stay in order.(?)
“Jim – Juliet, India, Mike” sounds so
cool on FM
Give your call, then try for more air
time with words like “For ID”, “For license preservation”, “in accordance
with the Federal Communication Part 97 regulation of the United State of
America”
Time out the repeater because you are in
love with your own voice.
Get on a net and talk for 5 minutes off
the subject because you have a captive audience.
You don’t make formal calls anymore.
Simply break in with your comment and don’t identify. Everyone should
know who you are anyway.
Always smack your lips when you talk, so
everyone will know your are trying to operate while eating.
You don’t ID at the beginning of a QSO,
as required by most repeaters.
When you enter a QSO, be sure to change
the subject immediately.
When the repeater sounds a little
strange to you, but you don’t check your own equipment first, you let
everyone know the system has problems.
Give your call as quickly and as slurred
as possible. It confuses who you really are and whether you actually
do have a license. Everyone knows your voice by now anyway.
Shy away from new hams trying to make
their first contact on the repeater. After all, no one wanted to talk
with you the first time.
Give no precise nor meaningful reports
when in an emergency traffic net. Such statements as, “It’s raining up
a storm”, “It’s blowing hard”, and “I think it’s dark outside”, “The place
is a mess”, and the ever present “The sun’s shining now”, really contributes
to the informational path.
Key up the repeater at least 5 times
before saying anything. Then you have more fun and know your radio
works.
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Several variations of the article below have been
published in newsletters and magazines. Some of it is tongue-in-cheek.
Both this article and Steve's tips above contain
suggestions. Operating procedures vary from one person to another; one net to another
and from one
repeater to another. If you hear a procedure that you feel violates
rules of FCC or W4IZ, please contact the trustee via
n4uf@nofars.net
HOW TO SOUND LIKE A LID
Step One : Use as many "Q" signals as possible. Yes, I know they
were invented solely for CW and are totally inappropriate for two meter FM,
but they are fun and entertaining. They keep people guessing as to what you
really meant. I.E. "I'm going to QSY to the phone." Can you really change
frequencies to the phone? QSL used to mean, "I am acknowledging receipt",
but now it appears to mean, "yes" or "OK". I guess I missed it when the ARRL
changed the meaning. It is also best to use "OK" and "QSL" together.
Redundancy is the better part of Lid-dom.
Step Two : Never laugh when you can say "HI HI". No one will ever
know you aren't a long time CW rag-chewer if you don't tell them. They'll
think you've been on since the days of Marconi.
Step Three: Utilize an alternative
vocabulary. Use words like "destinated" and "negatory". It's OK to make up
your own words here. I.E. "Yeah Tom, I "pheelbart zaphonix" occasionally
myself."
Step Four : Always say "XX4XXX" (Insert your own call) "for I. D."
As mentioned in Step One, anything that creates redundancy is always
encouraged. That's why we have the Department of Redundancy Department.
(Please note that you can follow your call with "for identification
purposes" instead of "for I. D." While taking longer to say, it is worth
more "LID points".
Step Five : The better the copy on two meter FM, the more you
should use phonetics. Names should be especially used if they are short or
common ones. I.E. "My name is Al... Alpha Lima" or "Jack.. Juliet Alpha
Charlie Kilo." If at all possible use the less common HF phonetics "A4SM...
America, Number Four, Sugar Mexico." And for maximum "LID points", make up
unintelligible phonetics. "My name is Bob... Billibong Oregano Bumperpool."
Step Six : Always give the calls of yourself and everyone who is
(or has been) in the group, whether they are still there or not. While this
has been unnecessary for years, it is still a great memory test. You may
also use "and the group" if you are an "old timer" or just have a bad
memory. Extra points for saying everyone's call and then clearing in a silly
way "K2PKK, Chow, Chow."
Step Seven : Whenever possible, use the wrong terminology. It keeps
people guessing. Use "modulation" when you mean "deviation", and vice-versa.
Step Eight : If someone asks for a break, always finish your turn,
taking as long as possible before turning it over. Whenever possible, pass
it around a few times first. This will discourage the breaker, and if it is
an emergency, encourage him to switch to another repeater and not bother
you.
Step Nine : Always ask involved questions of the person who is
trying to sign out. Never let him get by with just a "yes" or "no" answer.
Make it a question that will take him a long time to answer.
Step Ten : The less you know on a subject, the more you should
speculate about it in the roundtable. Also the amount of time you spend on
the subject should be inversely proportionate to your knowledge of the
subject even though you have no damn clue.
Step Eleven : Always make sure you try to communicate with only a
handheld and a rubber duck antenna. Also, make sure you work through a
repeater that you can hear very well, but it cannot hear you. This will put
out a kind of "LID mating call": "Well, Joe, I can hear the repeater just
fine here. I wonder why it can't hear me?" You will score maximum LID points
if you are mobile, and with the radio lying in the passenger seat.
Step Twelve : If you hear two amateurs start a conversation, wait
until they are twenty seconds into their contact, and then break in to make
a call, or better yet to use the auto-patch. Make sure you keep the repeater
tied up for at least three minutes. This way, once the two have
re-established contact, they won't even remember what they were talking
about.
Step Thirteen : You hear someone on the repeater giving directions
to a visiting amateur. Even if the directions are good, make sure you break
in with your own "alternate route but better way to get there" version. This
is most effective with several other "would-be LIDs", each giving a
different route. By the time the visiting amateur unscrambles all the street
names whizzing by in his mind, he should have moved out of the range of the
repeater. This keeps you from having to stick around to help the guy get
back out of town, later.
Step Fourteen : If an annoying station is bothering you, make sure
your other "LID" buddies have a "coded" frequency list. Even though "CODES"
are strictly forbidden on Amateur Radio, it's really neat to practice "James
Bond" tactics.
Step Fifteen: Always use the National
Calling Frequency for general conversations. The more uninteresting, the
longer you should use it. Extra points are awarded if you have recently
moved from an adjacent frequency for no reason. Make sure when DX is
"rolling" in on 52.525 that you hang out there and talk to your friends five
miles down the road about the good old CB days!
Step Sixteen: Make sure that if you have
a personal problem with someone, you should voice your opinion in a public
forum, especially a net. Make sure you give their name, call, and any other
identifying remarks. For maximum points, make sure the person in question is
not on the repeater, or not available.
Step Seventeen : Make sure you say the first few words of each
transmission twice, especially if it is the same thing each time. Like
"roger, roger" or "fine business, fine business". I cannot stress enough
about encouraging redundancy.
Step Eighteen : If you hear a conversation on a local repeater,
break in and ask how each station is receiving you. Of course they will only
see the signal of the repeater you are using, but it's that magic moment
when you can find a fellow "LID", and get the report. Extra points are
awarded if you are using a base station, and the repeater is less than
twenty-five air miles from you.
Step Nineteen : Use the repeater for an hour or two at a time,
preventing others from using it. Better yet, do it on a daily basis. Your
quest is to make people so sick of hearing your voice every time they turn
on their radio, they'll move to another frequency. This way you'll lighten
the load on the repeater, leaving even more time for you to talk on it.
Step Twenty : See just how much flutter you can generate by
operating at handheld power levels too far away from the repeater. Engage
people in conversations when you know they wont be able to copy half of what
your saying. Even when they say you’re un-copyable, continue to string them
along by making further transmissions. See just how frustrated you can make
the other amateur before he finally signs off in disgust.
Step Twenty - One: Use lots of radio
jargon. After all, it makes you feel important using words ordinary people
don't say. Who cares if it makes you sound like you just fell off Channel 19
on the citizen's Band? Use phrases such as "Roger on that", "10-4", "I'm on
the side", "Your making the trip" and "Negatory on that".
Step Twenty -Two : Use excessive microphone gain. See just how loud
you can make your audio. Make sure the audio gain is so high that other
amateurs can hear any bugs crawling on your floor. If mobile, make sure the
wind noise is loud enough that others have to strain to pick your words out
from all the racket.
Step Twenty -Three : Start every transmission with the word "Roger"
or "QSL". Sure, you don't need to acknowledge that you received the other
transmission in full. After all, you would simply ask for a repeat if you
missed something. But consider it your gift to the other amateur to give him
solace every few seconds that his transmissions are being received.
Step Twenty -Four : When looking for a contact on a repeater,
always say your "listening" or "monitoring" multiple times. I've always
found that at least a half dozen times or so is good. Repeating your
multiple "listening" ID's every 10 to 15 seconds is even better. Those
people who didn't want to talk to you will eventually call you, hoping
you'll go away after you have finally made a contact.
Step Twenty - Five : Always use a repeater, even if you can work
the other station easily on simplex ... especially if you can make the
contact on simplex. The coverage of the repeater you use should be inversely
proportional to your distance from the other station.
Step Twenty - Six : When on repeaters using courtesy tones, you
should always say "over". Courtesy tones are designed to let everyone know
when you have un-keyed but don't let that stop you. Say "over", "back to
you" or "go ahead". It serves no useful purpose but don't worry, it's still
fun!
Step Twenty - Seven : Use the repeater's autopatch for frivolous
routine calls... especially during morning or evening commute times. While
pulling into the neighborhood, call home to let them know you'll be there in
two minutes.... or, call your spouse to complain about the bad day you had
at work. After all, the club has "measured rate" service on their phone line
so they get charged for each autopatch call. Your endeavor is to make so
many patches in a year that you cost the club at least $20 in phone bills.
That way you'll feel you got your money's worth for your dues!
Step Twenty - Eight : Never say "My name is ....." It makes you
sound human. If at all possible, use one of the following phrases: a) "The
personal here is ..." b) "The handle here is..."
Step Twenty - Nine : Use "73" and "88" incorrectly. Both are
already considered plural, but add an "s" to the end anyway. Say "73's" or
"88's". Who cares if it means "best regards" and "love and kisses." Better
yet, say "seventy thirds"! (By the way, seventy thirds equals about 23.3).
Step Thirty : If the repeater is off the air for service, complain
about the fact that it was off the air as soon as it's turned back on. Act
as though your entire day has been ruined because the repeater wasn't
available when you wanted to use it. Even though you have never paid a penny
to help out with the upkeep of it.
These easy steps should put you well on your way to “LID-Hood". I hope
these helpful hints will save you some time in your quest to sound like the
perfect "LID". I should also note that these steps need not apply to simplex
operation, as nobody really gives a crap because that HTX-202 isn't going to
get out too far with just a rubber duck.
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